[gavin screaming]

lierdumoa:

cryptotheism:

dovewithscales:

homemademonsterpants:

monsterlets:

monsterlets:

words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird

“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

I picked up a banana print shirt in Vietnam - were talkin LOUD - and the first time someone commented on it I said “It’s banana shirt friday” which stunlocked them and blocked any followup questions.

Turns out that saying “it’s banana shirt friday” enough actually created a holiday at my office where everyone would wear fruit print clothes on fridays! So yes, words of power exist. :)

@cryptotheism relevant to your interests

Spell of Banana Shirt Friday

future archaeologist: these people must have done this for ritual purposes
the ritual in question: banana shirt friday

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theladyregret:

just-mythyk:

dovewithscales:

alandofdawnandstarlight:

made-of-love-and-stars:

autumnj0y:

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

THIS.

Don’t forget kids, jewelweed is a natural counteragent to poison ivy rashes but it won’t do shit against whooping cough

Mint for nausea, valerian and chamomile for sleep, antibiotics for fucking infections.

educational and salty. i like it.

Always remember though that herbal supplements/remedies are still medicine. Always check for interactions. ESPECIALLY if they’re psychiatric meds.

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animentality:

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doryphorey:

Important diagram

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hapless-and-hopeless:

Have to say, House MD is the only show that really does live up to the hype on tumblr.

Dr Medical Malpractice really does walk around committing the most insane crimes on the daily.

The show oscillates between radically protective of vulnerable people, and the most mean spirited takes possible in the name of edginess.

House and Wilson really do have the wildest little fucked up relationship you’ve ever seen.

It’s like the opposite of the Yo, Mr White meme, where’s every joke post is just a canonical scene from this damn show.

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chengxians:

just saw a tweet that said “chengxian isn’t incest but they both wish it were” and i have never seen truer words

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crithir:

thatswhatsushesaid:

thatswhatsushesaid:

be the cringe-inducing insincerity you wish to see in the world

or don’t. spare us

thanks @nieyao I just choked on my lunch while reading these tags

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the-haiku-bot:

pigeonaday:

i think this is a gomez and morticia addams kinda love

i think this is a

gomez and morticia

addams kinda love

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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clustxr:

unculture:

rifleweeb:

studentofetherium:

studentofetherium:

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it’s part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS’ UNION RECOGNIZED

this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!

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great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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mortimermcmirestinks:

luisonte:

Magia

Originally posted by gottacatchemallsims

#the way the drivers face suggests he knows and is used to this kind of behavior

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runcibility:

defectivegembrain:

crewdlydrawn:

garrettauthor:

ardent-ace:

garrettauthor:

charlottedabookworm:

accursedsith:

shanology:

cyanwrites:

kernezelda:

lachatblanche:

little-fleur:

crumplelush:

entomancy:

stammsternenstaub:

unreliablefairyservant:

samfuckingvimes:

therainbowbandit:

The breadsticks thing to me is hilarious
I think it must be another Europe/America thing bc my whole life ‘breadsticks’ have been these hard crunchy thin stick things you buy them at the supermarket and it says breadsticks on the box
Never in my life has anyone around me referred to an actual stick of bread as a breadstick lmao
But then we don’t have Olive Garden either

wait, that’s not what they’re talking about?

Are you telling me this meme is not about grissini? My life is a lie!

WHAT

I… did wonder why there would be such a focus on going to somewhere with unlimited dry wheat twigs.  Googling ‘olive garden breadsticks’ does seem to suggest a tastier thing.

Huh.

this changes everything

I mean, I thought it was odd that they everyone was so excited about breadsticks… but then I thought, well, it’s America…

Wait they’re talking about actual bread???

grissini:

breadsticks:

… I want American breadsticks. ;_;

@goodbyecassiel - this is the Great Breadstick Misunderstanding, companion to the Epic Lemonade Confusion post

@charlottedabookworm my life is a lie

Omfg same

wtaf why did nobody ever tell us they were talking about actual bread?!?!

We literally did tell you. We. We used the word BREAD.

but………… those aren’t breadsticks!

They are sticks.

Of bread.

🤷‍♂️

We didn’t know you had breadtwigs instead.

OH the joke is funnier than previously thought because those are bigger and therefore it would be harder and more socially awkward to shove them into your purse! Lol

I feel like this is explaining a joke to Vulcans who are totally game to try humor, and I’m loving it.

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colourofthekites:

i-am-the-fourth-heat:

kizuxan:

pikachu is drowning

This ain’t about him

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